Funniest Movie Quotes
We’ve put together a list of some of the funniest movie quotes of all time! Some of t
Casablanca (1942)
“That is my least vulnerable spot.”
As Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) has a gun pointed at Captain Renault (Claude Rains) heart, Renault responds with “That is my least vulnerable spot.”
Dead Pool (2016)
“I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.”
Dead Pool (Ryan Renolds) about to pound and kill Francis (Ed Skrein), who is the man who made him what he is, tells him, “I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.”
The Incredibles (2004)
“’Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!”
Frozone asking his wife “Where is my super suit!?” Yelling at her telling her that “we are talking about the greater good!” and Honey responds with, “’Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!”
The Godfather (1972)
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
After Peter Clemenza’s (Richard Castellano) lackey kills the target, Peter gives him the instructions “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
While Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) is faking an orgasm in the middle of Katz’s Delicatessen a stranger yells out to the waiter, “I’ll have what she’s having.”
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
“No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!”
While being asked to pull over by a cop Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) replies with, “No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!”
Bridesmaids (2011)
“It’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy.”
While Helen (Rose Byrne) is crying she asks Annie Walker (Kristen Wiig) why she’s
The Hangover (2009)
“It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
When Phil (Bradley Cooper) thinks its ridiculous that Alan (Zach Galifianakis) is wearing a man purse, Alan tells him that, “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
The Princess Bride (1987)
“Inconceivable!”
Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) using his favorite word, “Inconceivable!” throughout the movie.
Home Alone (1990)
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) plays a prank on the pizza delivery boy using the gangster movie playing in the background, “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
The Sandlot (1993)
“You’re killin’ me, Smalls.”
Hamilton Porter (Patrick Renna) saying his famous line, “You’re killin’ me, Smalls.” at the theme park.
Friday (1995)
“Bye, Felisha.”
Felisha comes by asking to borrow a car and a joint. After being refused by Smokey (Chris Tucker) she turns to Craig Jones (Ice Cube) but before she can say anything Craig interrupts by saying “Bye, Felisha.” to get her out of there.
Zoolander (2001)
“They’re in the computer!?”
Hansel (Owen Wilson) getting instructed to download the files that are
Elf (2003)
“You smell like beef and cheese.”
Buddy (Will Ferrel) telling a fake Santa that he doesn’t smell like the real Santa but instead, “You smell like beef and cheese.”
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
“Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh.”
A kid on the bus asks, “so what are going to do today Napoleon?” and Napoleon (Jon Heder) responds with, “Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh.”
