Best Movies To Watch Stoned (Top Picks At A Glance)
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If you’re stoned to the bone and are looking for something to watch, you’ve come to the right place! In this compilation of the best movies to watch stoned, we’ve put together a little bit of everything except horror – of course!
In this list, you’ll find movies that will twist your stoned brain into knots, movies that’ll make you laugh your ass off, and movies that’ll make you experience every emotion! So grab a snack to munch on and, look through this quick list of movies to pick whatever’s perfect for your stoned desires. Or why not watch them all, you’ll just need more snacks!
1.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Release Date: July 9, 2004
Genre: Action, Comedy
Runtime: 95 minutes
Rating: PG-13
Director: Adam McKay
Ratings
Must WatchEndless Popcorn
67%Rotten Tomatoes
7.2/10IMDB
63/100MetaCritic
Cast
Christina Applegate
Veronica Corningstone
Steve Carell
Brick Tamland
Chris Parnell
Garth Holliday
Seth Rogen
Eager Cameraman
Scot Robinson
Waiter at Tino’s
Tim Robbins
Public TV News Anchor
Judd Apatow
News Station Employee
Luke Wilson
Frank Vitchard
Where To Watch
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Description
If you want a great laugh, this man here is a true legend of comedy. Ron Burgundy can make a completely sober man piss his pants laughing, so just imagine the world of trouble you’ll be in if you watch him stoned!
2.
Ted
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Release Date: June 29, 2012
Genre: Action, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Runtime: 107 minutes
Rating: R
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Ratings
Must WatchEndless Popcorn
69%Rotten Tomatoes
6.9/10IMDB
62/100MetaCritic
Cast
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Bretton Manley
Young John (as Brett Manley)
Where To Watch
Ted Movie Description
Not much to say here other than there’s nothing funnier than a talking teddy bear that drinks, smokes weed, and says f*ck… A lot.
3.
Pineapple Express
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Release Date: August 6, 2008
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Runtime: 112 minutes
Rating: R
Director: David Gordon Green
Ratings
Must WatchEndless Popcorn
75%Rotten Tomatoes
6.9/10IMDB
64/100MetaCritic
Cast
Amber Heard
Angie Anderson
Joe Lo Truglio
Mr. Edwards
Cleo King
Police Liaison Officer
Where To Watch
Pineapple Express Movie Description
The absolute legends, Seth Rogan and James Franco getting high all the time. I really shouldn’t have to say more than that.
4.
This Is the End
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Release Date: June 12, 2013
Genre: Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Runtime: 107 minutes
Rating: R
Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen
Ratings
Worth WatchingEndless Popcorn
83%Rotten Tomatoes
6.6/10IMDB
67/100MetaCritic
Cast
Danny McBride
Danny McBride
Craig Robinson
Craig Robinson
David Krumholtz
David Krumholtz
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum
Where To Watch
This Is The End Movie Description
Seth Rogan, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Kevin Hart, and wayyy more! This movie has all the funniest motherf*ckers out there! It’s a hilarious apocalyptic and bloody mess!
5.
John Wick
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Release Date: October 22, 2014
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Runtime: 101 minutes
Rating: R
Directors: Chad Stahelski, David Leitch
Ratings
Watch NowEndless Popcorn
86%Rotten Tomatoes
7.4/10IMDB
68/100MetaCritic
Cast
Michael Nyqvist
Viggo Tarasov
Adrianne Palicki
Ms. Perkins
Lance Reddick
Hotel Manager
Randall Duk Kim
Continental Doctor
David Patrick Kelly
Charlie
Where To Watch
John Wick Movie Description
Now, if you’re more into action while stoned, oh boy, do I have the perfect movie for you. John Wick is a beautiful hyper-realistic, violent blood fest ready for your viewing enjoyment! This movie has so much badassery that it’s bound to give you goosebumps. Let me tell ya, you most definitely, don’t want to f*ck with John Wick.
6.
The Princess Bride
Details
Release Date: September 25, 1987
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Romance
Runtime: 99 minutes
Rating: PG
Director: Rob Reiner
Ratings
Watch NowEndless Popcorn
97%Rotten Tomatoes
8.0/10IMDB
77/100MetaCritic
Cast
Mandy Patinkin
Inigo Montoya
Chris Sarandon
Prince Humperdinck
Christopher Guest
Count Rugen
Robin Wright
The Princess Bride
Peter Falk
The Grandfather
Peter Cook
The Impressive Clergyman
Margery Mason
The Ancient Booer
Where To Watch
The Princess Bride Movie Description
This right here is an old classic. I could argue that it’s one of the best movies ever made! This movie will make you feel every emotion possible. If there is one movie that I’ve never heard anyone complain about, it’s The Princess Bride. You will enjoy every second of this movie stoned or not.
7.
Inception
Details
Release Date: July 15, 2010
Genre: Action, Adventure, Crime, Mystery, Sci-fi, Thriller
Runtime: 148 minutes
Rating: PG-13
Director: Christopher Nolan
Ratings
Watch NowEndless Popcorn
87%Rotten Tomatoes
8.8/10IMDB
74/100MetaCritic
Cast
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Arthur
Cillian Murphy
Robert Fischer
Pete Postlethwaite
Maurice Fischer
Claire Geare
Phillipa (3 Years Old)
Magnus Nolan
James (20 Months Old)
Where To Watch
Inception Movie Description
Ohhh man, you are in for a major mind f*cking. This movie will destroy a sober man’s mind, so I can’t even imagine what will happen to your stoned brain. Good luck!
